Woke up for work to find out that my ex girlfriend, found my email and sent me this

also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave

This is why France has banned paternity tests to prevent this type of weasely bullshit

I lost a lot of money attacking The Matrix during Gamestop.

Always been part of the resistance 🫡 pic.twitter.com/9UefFOI8nW

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) May 13, 2024

Also heres another knee slapper from that subreddit

Link.

No, you're NOT a real femcel

I'm so sick of all these people that think they're femcels. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being femcels. I see these people saying "I haven't took a shower for over 100 hours, it's great!" that's nothing, most of us can easily avoid showers for 300+ hours in all our lives. I see people who only have self diagnosed autism and claim to be femcels. Come talk to me when you have clinically diagnosed schizophrenia, bipolar depression and 15+ past suicide attempts with at least 3 of them being successful, then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS: A woman in a toxic relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a tinder relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a roblox relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a relationship with a GPT ai chatbot is not a real femcel. A woman in a relationship with the nice guy that emerged from the walls after she stopped taking her pills is is not a real femcel. Women in any kinds of relationships are NOT.REAL.FEMCELS. Break up with your cringe butt moid beta boyfriends and be based and redpilled sigma females for once. Talk to me once you've gooned in your apartment for AT LEAST 120 hours. Then I'll maybe consider you a femjak

Sincerely, all the ACTUAL femcels.

!biofoids

https://twitter.com/diamondeyesfox/status/1787203363853000733

This comic is weak and obvious overall, but I love the simple joy on the bear's face.