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:marseyraging: :marseybaphomet:
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Think like a doctor #number

48 y/o female presents to PCP regarding a mass under her right armpit. Patient denies any Hx of lymphadenopathy, bug exposure, recent health issues, vaccinations, family hx and possible exposure to bacteria and viruses. Physical is performed that suggests a 1.2cm mass, US is performed to confirm size and r/o something serious. Patient discharges with no medication and treatment plan of staying on bed rest for 7 days and fully recovers. What was the Dx given?

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Give me some tips to reduce my hunger.

I like eating a lot but don't want to gain weight. I have to exercise a lot to maintain my current healthy weight.

:#marseypopcorn: :#marseyramen: :#marseyeatingbeans:

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Abraham lincoln won a presidential election in civil-war-torn America in 1864, and fdr secured his fourth term in 1944 while American troops were in action across the globe. Winston Churchill, by contrast, avoided the electorate until the war in Europe was over in 1945, at which point he was turfed out.

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Ukraine's constitution is confusing. Article 103 states that the president is elected for a five-year term; but Article 108 says that he or she exercises power until a new president is inaugurated. A longstanding law (though not a constitutional provision) says that elections cannot be held when martial law is in force, as it has been in Ukraine since Russia began its full-scale invasion in February 2022.

I love how they ignoring that martial laws ends on 19 May and that Ukraine is parliamentary country where parliament has more power and there should been parliament election in October or November 2023 and now parliament can't prolong the martial laws that they extended for 3 months in February because Parliament lost its power in March. So ignore that detail that doesn't suit them.

As the war drags on, Mr Zelensky's popularity will be tested further. Already his star power is waning. Some Ukrainians wonder if a different leader could have fought more effectively, or found a way to negotiate some kind of peace. The president insists his aim is still to recover all of Ukraine's lost land, which seems unachievable. The government is under fire for alleged corruption and the centralisation of power in the hands of a tiny circle. It has bungled the mobilisation of fresh troops: many front-line units are down to 70% or so of their strength. After a long delay, a new conscription law is in place, but it will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefield.

It's hilarious how they trying to end every paragraph with a positive note :soyjakwow:

Khohols don't want to fight the mobilisation is their 24/7 whole year. Sending men more notes won't fix it. All who wanted to fight already joined the army. You don't see men returning from west to blast their bussy for Zelenskyy. And 70% soldiers are saying they will leave Ukraine after this conflict ends. Yet homosexual end the pragraph with โ€œit will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefieldโ€ like it ever will be felt.

Ukraine should be able to resist, and in the coming months it will be bolstered by a new package of military and financial aid approved by America's Congress in April. But still, Mr Zelensky needs to address rather than evade the questions raised by the end of his formal presidential term. He should acknowledge that he needs eventually to hold an election, and lay out plans for how one might be organised. It will be hard: Russia will doubtless bar voting in areas it occupies and bomb polling booths in areas it doesn't. But a country as ingenious as Ukraine can surely find ways to give its people a proper say in how they are governed. One of the many reasons why they don't want to be swallowed by Russia is that Russians under Mr Putin have no such choice. Rather than suspend democracy indefinitely, Mr Zelensky should lay out plans to strengthen it. โ– 

Ukraine already getting help, they launched couple hundreds ATACMS since February when they didn't had officially aid but Biden โ€œsecretlyโ€ pushed it. So there won't be any wunderwaffel. This bs is more pathetic than epic spring counteroffensive and leopards. Khohols are saying they preparing new counteroffensive for 2027. By that time they won't have any men left. Zelenskyy told by lowering age from 27 to 25 he will mobilise 300k while there literally ain't that many men in Ukraine in that age barracks and age Barack 18-20/21 don't exist anymore since people were underage 2 years ago and left the country. So even if he lowers to 18 there won't be 300k to mobilise

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Hype! :#steamhappy:

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Sub Urban - Inferno

No halo

Baby I'm the reason why Heck's so hot

Inferno

Baby I'm the reason why bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so

Terribly terrible, she's a villain

One as sweet as caramel, she's my saint

Think I'm getting butterflies, but it's really

Something telling me to run away

No halo

Baby I'm the reason why Heck's so hot

Inferno

Baby I'm the reason why bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so

Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah, yeah, yeah

Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah

Bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so

Manic like a chandelier, crack the ceiling

Marie Antoinette 'cause she's lost her head

Falling for exteriors, as appealing

As they might be I know I'm afraid

No halo

Baby I'm the reason why Heck's so hot

Inferno

Baby I'm the reason why bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so

Ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah

Bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so

Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah, yeah, yeah

Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah

Bad's so fun,

Heck's so hot

Oh so hot

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The steppes call :marseyhorsemanwar:

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nice hole.

bottom text

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New insect wingcuck chuck

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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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Thin thighs save lives :marseykneel:
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Functions of the foreskin

And there :marseycheerup: is much to lose, they claim, when the peepee :marseyshoe: ditches its hood, not the least of which is sexual satisfaction. Though research in this area has yielded inconsistent results, Denniston, for one, has no doubt :marseysquint: that the foreskin contains tissue with erogenous properties.

In particular, an area called the โ€œridged band,โ€ the wrinkly skin at the end of the foreskin, is loaded with nerve :marseyneuron: endings that are stimulated by motion :marseyzeldaskyward: during intercourse or masturbation. If a man is circumcised as an infant, says Denniston, he has been robbed of sensitivity without his consent.

โ€œThe ridged band is important for sexual joy. No one has a right :marseysoren: to take that away from someone.โ€

The foreskin also protects a man's female :marseypennyboo: sexual partners, says Denniston. First, an intact peepee :marseythissmall: glides in the foreskin during intercourse, reducing friction. Second, the exposed glans of a circumcised peepee :marseyshoe: becomes coarser over time, a process known as keratinization, and is more abrasive to the internal mucous membrane of the vagina.

โ€œYou take the foreskin away and let the glans callus and you end up irritating :marseymar: the heck out of the vaginal mucosa,โ€ says Denniston. โ€œEveryone in the US uses lubricants because the basic :marseysymbol: function of sexual intercourse has been disrupted.โ€

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Its every way worse game. It looks like shit. I have issue see where borders of arena is. Beocuse everything is this muted collored mesh that's low quality.

Game play is worse then 1. From how it feels to how fun it is. Weapons are meh. Power ups are meh. It is step down from 1.

Writing is biggest offender. It is full blow tumblar writing. Characters are cringe and gay. Writing is even worse. It is just bad

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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Think like a doctor #number answer

Answer was quite simple after saying the patient was incorrect about denials. She forgot she had recently gotten a flu shot and Covid booster. Checked her vaccination record because EMR stated she had these done concurrently, left the examination room to confirm dates and lined up. This led to acute lymphadenopathy of her right armpit. Patient was able to RTC 7 days later with full reduction and deemed just an adverse side effect of the vaccinations. Patient never returned but was seen by sister hospital alive and well for her yearly physical. That was WNR for everything.

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Sub Urban - Diamond

Preachers cherry-pick gossip like violets

Vilify stars like a nihilist

Cannot win them all (they might just)

Mistake jealousy for judging one's taste

Praising sarcophagus, art's sake

Diamond in the rough

Juggernaut faces wilt and decay

I know by and by, I'll be replaced

But before I reach that event in time

I'll rearrange your

Common sense don't

Apprehend those that make everything about their lives

And I'll bet if you met me, you'd regret me

Because I'm probably not on your side

Don't think about it, you're making a change

The world's a better

And if your talent consists of "do-re's"

I'd ask you kindly

Preachers cherry-pick gossip like violets

Vilify stars like a nihilist

Cannot win them all (they might just)

Mistake jealousy for judging one's taste

Praising sarcophagus, art's sake

Diamond in the rough

Juggernaut faces wilt and decay

I know by and by, I'll be replaced

But before I reach that event in time

I'll rearrange your

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Friday night drunk thread

Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid :marseyshrug: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:

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